Inspired by the January 12, 2004 strip of Dinosaur Comics (which apparently gets two unrelated mentions in my LiveJournal this week for no particularly good reason), there is a site devoted to listing things that do not exist.
This was the first item posted to the list.
July 24 2005, 00:51:28 UTC 6 years ago
The lovechild of J. Alfred Prufrock
"1001 Delicious Bushmeat Recipes," by Dr. Jane Goodall
open-sores software
Something cooler than a monkey in a tuxedo
the harem of the King of Sweden
The Orangina monologues
either/orgasm